Sarah and Bristol Palin Attempt to Trademark Their Names.
Sarah, you and I need to talk. I need to get over you. I need everything you say to go in one ear and out the other. I need to be calm; I need to be Zen. You're just no good for me.
Followers on Facebook will note my attempts to ignore you. And I can, for a little while. You say something dumb on television, ha ha. As much as I don't want to be desensitized to bullshit, you've almost numbed me to you and your politics. That I can live with.
But then you do shit like this, and I just have to say something. You're like a virus. You infect me with you actions. Usually I feel a little nauseous at the end. So please. Fuck the voters; fuck your country, fuck your commitments. Do it for me, Sarah. Shut up. Please, I beg of you. I'm just not strong enough.